says Sir Condy, very easy, yet high like.
'None that's news to you, Sir Condy, I hear,' says Jason. 'I am sorry to hear of my Lady Rackrent's accident.'
'I'm much obliged to you, and so is her ladyship, I'm sure,'
answered Sir Condy, still stiff; and there was another sort of a silence, which seemed to lie the heaviest on my son Jason.
'Sir Condy,' says he at last, seeing Sir Condy disposing himself to go to sleep again,'Sir Condy, I daresay you recollect mentioning to me the little memorandum you gave to Lady Rackrent about the L500 a year jointure.'
'Very true,' said Sir Condy; 'it is all in my recollection.' 'But if my Lady Rackrent dies, there's an end of all jointure,' says Jason.
'Of course,' says Sir Condy.
'But it's not a matter of certainty that my Lady Rackrent won't recover,' says Jason.
'Very true, sir,' says my master.
'It's a fair speculation, then, for you to consider what the chance of the jointure of those lands, when out of custodiam, will be to you.'
'Just five hundred a year, I take it, without any speculation at all,' said Sir Condy.
'That's supposing the life dropt, and the custodiam off, you know; begging your pardon, Sir Condy, who understands business, that is a wrong calculation.'
'Very likely so,' said Sir Condy; 'but, Mr. Jason, if you have anything to say to me this morning about it, I'd be obliged to you to say it, for I had an indifferent night's rest last night, and wouldn't be sorry to sleep a little this morning.'
'I have only three words to say, and those more of consequence to you, Sir Condy, than me. You are a little cool, I observe; but Ihope you will not be offended at what I have brought here in my pocket,' and he pulls out two long rolls, and showers down golden guineas upon the bed.
'What's this?' said Sir Condy; 'it's long since'--but his pride stops him.
'All these are your lawful property this minute, Sir Condy, if you please,' said Jason.
'Not for nothing, I'm sure,' said Sir Condy, and laughs a little.
'Nothing for nothing, or I'm under a mistake with you, Jason.'
'Oh, Sir Condy, we'll not be indulging ourselves in any unpleasant retrospects,' says Jason; 'it's my present intention to behave, as I'm sure you will, like a gentleman in this affair.
Here's two hundred guineas, and a third I mean to add if you should think proper to make over to me all your right and title to those lands that you know of.'
'I'll consider of it,' said my master; and a great deal more, that I was tired listening to, was said by Jason, and all that, and the sight of the ready cash upon the bed, worked with his honour; and the short and the long of it was, Sir Condy gathered up the golden guineas, and tied them up in a handkerchief, and signed some paper Jason brought with him as usual, and there was an end of the business: Jason took himself away, and my master turned himself round and fell asleep again.
I soon found what had put Jason in such a hurry to conclude this business. The little gossoon we had sent off the day before with my master's compliments to Mount Juliet's Town, and to know how my lady did after her accident, was stopped early this morning, coming back with his answer through O'Shaughlin's Town, at Castle Rackrent, by my son Jason, and questioned of all he knew of my lady from the servant at Mount Juliet's Town; and the gossoon told him my Lady Rackrent was not expected to live over night; so Jason thought it high time to he moving to the Lodge, to make his bargain with my master about the jointure afore it should be too late, and afore the little gossoon should reach us with the news.
My master was greatly vexed--that is, I may say, as much as ever I seen him when he found how he had been taken in; but it was some comfort to have the ready cash for immediate consumption in the house, anyway.
And when Judy came up that evening, and brought the childer to see his honour, he unties the handkerchief, and--God bless him!
whether it was little or much he had, 'twas all the same with him--he gives 'em all round guineas apiece.
'Hold up your head,' says my shister to Judy, as Sir Condy was busy filling out a glass of punch for her eldest boy--'Hold up your head, Judy; for who knows but we may live to see you yet at the head of the Castle Rackrent estate?'
'Maybe so,' says she, 'but not the way you are thinking of.'
I did not rightly understand which way Judy was looking when she made this speech till a while after.
'Why, Thady, you were telling me yesterday that Sir Condy had sold all entirely to Jason, and where then does all them guineas in the handkerchief come from?'
'They are the purchase-money of my lady's jointure,' says I.
Judy looks a little bit puzzled at this. 'A penny for your thoughts, Judy,' says my shister; 'hark, sure Sir Condy is drinking her health.'
He was at the table in the room [THE ROOM--the principal room in the house], drinking with the excise-man and the gauger, who came up to see his honour, and we were standing over the fire in the kitchen.
'I don't much care is he drinking my health or not,' says Judy;'and it is not Sir Condy I'm thinking of, with all your jokes, whatever he is of me.'
'Sure you wouldn't refuse to be my Lady Rackrent, Judy, if you had the offer?' says I.
'But if I could do better!' says she.
'How better?' says I and my shister both at once.
'How better?' says she. 'Why, what signifies it to be my Lady Rackrent and no castle? Sure what good is the car, and no horse to draw it?'
'And where will ye get the horse, Judy?' says I.
'Never mind that,' says she; 'maybe it is your own son Jason might find that.'
'Jason!' says I; 'don't be trusting to him, Judy. Sir Condy, as I have good reason to know, spoke well of you when Jason spoke very indifferently of you, Judy.'
'No matter,' says Judy; 'it's often men speak the contrary just to what they think of us.'
'And you the same way of them, no doubt,' answered I. 'Nay, don't he denying it, Judy, for I think the better of ye for it, and shouldn't be proud to call ye the daughter of a shister's son of mine, if I was to hear ye talk ungrateful, and anyway disrespectful of his honour.'
