Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one,"Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied,"I will if you don't drink my coffee."
"We won't, "the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do, I won't go."
小乌龟取伞
三只乌龟打算去喝咖啡。它们刚爬进咖啡店，天就开始下起雨来。于是最大的那个乌龟对最小的乌龟说：“回家去拿把伞来。”
小乌龟回答道：“如果你们不喝我的咖啡，我就去。”
“我们不会的。”那两个乌龟承诺道。
两年后，大乌龟对中等个头的乌龟说：“好吧，我猜它不会回来了，我们还是把它的咖啡喝掉吧。”
就在这时，一个声音从门外传来：“你们要是喝我的咖啡，我就不去啦。”
